Winter, you bastard! One year ago we were having a freaktastic heat wave. Oh, freaktastic heat wave, how I miss you so.
As the winter drags on, there has been some big news. You might think that the news is that North Korea is talking about a preemptive nuclear strike against the USA. That’s fairly big but we’ve been told that we should be able to intercept anything they shoot at us. It would also take a shit load of rubber bands to propel that thing all the way over here. And… if they do manage to clean some of the west off the map – we’re talking ocean view property here in Wisconsin. It’ll never happen. For more a more interesting look at how they see us, check this out:
You might think the big news is our new Pope. Yeah, never before have we had a Pope with one lung. But no… that is NOT the big news. Ready?
I know it is pretty early in the year but you might want to put a couple of bucks aside for November. It has been announced that Sarah Palin will have a new book available just in time for the holidays. “A Happy Holiday IS a Merry Christmas,” scheduled for November. The book will tell us why we need to keep Christ in Christmas, “This will be a fun, festive, thought provoking book, which will encourage all to see what is possible when we unite in defense of our faith and ignore the politically correct Scrooges who would rather take Christ out of Christmas.”
She’s able to cover everything AND will throw in some heartfelt stories from her own personal history. She’ll explain how the season is commercialized. She’ll do this JUST IN TIME for you to PURCHASE a copy for the gift giving season. Buy one and give it in the name of Christ but make sure that the profit goes to Sarah or HarperCollins. Better get one before December 23 or so… that’s when I predict that these will be marked at 75% off.
I got so worked up after hearing this news, I had to paint a sign…